Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.

Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.

by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019

jacob

best in basketball dont fuck with him or he'll beat the mess out of you or slam u

jacob the best

by jdish October 17, 2019

Jacob

Epic chill. Do epic kid watches Alberto Andrade plays beyblades. He eats Doritos.

“Oh look, it Jacob!”

by TrashNinjasye October 18, 2019

Jacob

A guy that likes men

He touched you dick what a Jacob

by Love nip kick bit October 18, 2019

Jacob

A guy that likes men.

He touched your dick. What a jacob

by Love nip kick bit October 18, 2019

Jacob darmanin

A small black child who's name is Jacob and had a nut like head with a chode penis and a longish nose

Ew Jacob darmanin is a stick nut

by Djx d October 19, 2019

Jacob

Very fat, super gay and has the head of Steve from Minecraft

Guy1: Did you see that Jacob?
Guy2: Yeah eww I might puke

by P00NSlay3r22 October 20, 2019