Turk work

(Türk işi) A device, structure or any work done half-assedly, cheaply, crudely and possibly in an illegal manner but somehow fuctions and serves it's intended purpouse. Typically executed by a Turk with the intention of saving money or time.
The electrician having ran out of wiring, connected the light switch to the main line using copper piping, serving as the epitome of Turk work.
by Gimballhead December 17, 2023
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Knee-work

Blow job. Fellatio. Work done on one's knees.
"Man look at those knee-pads, she must have (give) a lot of knee-work."
by pcvbg26 August 29, 2011
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working the concrete

The act of selling your body for money and or drugs.....
Cinnamon made $100 working the concrete downtown giving blow jobs.
by fickleflame January 03, 2014
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Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work.
Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a lunchtime work jack.
by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024
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I WORK FOR ELON MUSK

Usage: Pejorative.
Var: Oh! I work for Elon, etc.
See Also: {Cunt money},{Work},{Moron},{Boss Man Cabbage}
1. Usually a boss - thinks themselves a genius. When if fact they are just an idiot.
2. This idiocy is matched only by their luck in any given situation. Luck, rather than genius/skill is always used as a yard stick of their Genius. This is a genius move until their luck runs out and they are exposed as a twat.
2.2 They suffer like no one else you know from DUNNING–KRUGER EFFECT and it only ever seems to get worse.
3. The protagonist displays the largest pair of brass balls imaginable even whilst doing something stupid, this however is a sign of their genius.
4. They often punch down and are prone to throwing man baby temper tantrums.
5. If your Boss shows any of these traits, your properly WORKING FOR ELON MUSK.
6. Tell your Boss. "You remind me of Elon musk" for promotion and pay raise prospects.

7. Tell your Boss. "it's like I work for Elon musk" every time the thick Twat does something stupid or interjects a brilliant idea or steals one of yours.
8. I work for Elon musk.
by dsfadsfgafgf November 16, 2023
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solo work

sorry bro, gotta do some solo work.”
by ejehehdiejejeow May 21, 2024
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work smurk

Carefree Ignorant enlightened
The phrase said when someone states that the importance of their work usually in the context of job is of more importance than a social activity involving drinking.
Friend 1"Yo mane you ready to shred town tonight?"
Friend 2"Nah mane i got work"
Friend 1" Work smurk bro"
by J$hred July 26, 2016
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