key food 

Slang for cocaine. Typically used in the Chicago area.

Damn that motherfucker over there has got key food and you know he gonna hold out on us.

key food by ruhly December 31, 2010

seafercan food 

A mix of sea food and mexican food in a restaurant that gas a surfer dude theme. A good example of this type of gross food is Wahoo's Fish Tacos. Sea food and Mexican food should be separated because they are totally different and gross together.

fb status "going to Wahoo's Fish Tacos w my peepz"

comment "eewwwww seafercan food!"

seafercan food by the NINJA Cheesecake January 9, 2011

bird food 

Bird food is subject matter that mostly only girls care about, and can be used to lure them into a conversation. Some prime examples are: handbags, shoes, and chick flicks.

Larry: Hey Rick I'm going out with Lisa tonight, and I dunno what to talk to her about.
Rick: Didn't that new Twilight movie come out? Just toss some of that bird food at her and she'll start chirping away.

bird food by darksydex3226 July 29, 2012

Troll Food 

Any item of any level of significance on the internet that lures an amount of trolls. On very rare occasions, a troll slowly enjoys its food, while most scarf it down, much to the disgust of other internet goers.

*video of Justin Bieber's Baby*
Commenter: "This video just keeps churning out troll food."
Troll: "THSI SONG IS SOOO GAYYYYYY!!!!!11!!!1!!!"
Commenter: "Guys, really, stop feeding the trolls."

Troll Food by Dameon Dice December 12, 2012

buffer food 

A meal prepared in such a way that its presentation and/or appearance will generate its own conversation, thereby eliminating awkward communication among incompatible guests.

Imma fix a series of buffer food courses for tomorrow night's dinner party, and hoping like hell that people will focus on the food instead of pushing each other's buttons.

buffer food by pfon November 28, 2012

Fast Food Dogging 

The act of secretly parking in a car park to eat fast food before going home.

Fast Food Dogging is the act of stopping off to eat a McDonald's on the way home in a secluded car park in January because your supposed to be on a diet.

Fast Food Dogging by Big Pete78 January 18, 2013

fad food 

New fast food menu items that are invented just to get you thinking about going to that restaurant and ordering the same old shit you always get.

McDonald's Mozzarella Sticks is a fad food. They don't want you to order it. They just say they selling it to get you thinkin' "McDonald's. Hmm. I want some fries."

fad food by Gwen Lives! January 15, 2016