david

a smelly piece of shit

i saw a david hiding in that bush, be careful!

by chig2 March 10, 2019

Mr David Chavez

Mr David Chavez is a really good director and is an amazing person. He’s best friends with everyone and can get you to smile as fast as Thanos snaps. He has helped many people improve their acting skills and he is an amazing person to work with and talk to. He has an ambition to always make the best of everything and he has more power than god himself. He is a very responsible adult. He also makes the MOST FUNNIEST jokes and puns in the whole world. He’s def a cool kid 😎

Oh yeah that Mr David Chavez dude directed that good musical.

by Mwegegegegege March 12, 2019

dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019

david tullio

fraud

david tullio is a fraud

by sdewe December 12, 2018

david

nominated for broke boy brother of the year
text broke boy david to 911 to nominate him for 2079 best brother of the year

oh boy its broke boy david

by joyhyvck December 17, 2018

david migneault

A cute tender butt hole. Generaly, it’s used to put multiple sex toys in it.

Can I dip my rod in your tight David Migneault?
I want you make my David Migneault bleed!

by Zizi123456 December 25, 2018

david

David is a french male, someone who makes everyone laugh. A courageous person and will often have a not much confidence on the way he thinks of himself, which might frustrate others around. A disciplined guy that teachers find a way to "hate". Yet hates video games and loves summer.

"hey did you see david on the bus yesterday"

"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"

by lolipop dude January 2, 2019