Seven Car Pile-Up

According to Dr. Jon Dorian, this is a dynamite name for a band.

Eliott: "He died in a seven car pile-up"
J.D.: "That would be a great name for a band"
Elliott: "Yeah you said that at the funeral"

by TheRacistBastard March 25, 2010

taking his car for a walk

Person driving in front of you extremely slow.

Hey son, look at this guy taking his car for a walk

by Bob in Dubai November 23, 2010

Speeding Car Fart Trap

When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.

I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!

by Bullyrey May 5, 2013

Two Camels in a Tiny Car

A phrase coined on =3 from a viral video of two camels... in a tiny car.

The phrase is just bizarre enough to win every argument ever.

"We're having pizza for dinner."
"No, we're getting chinese. Two camels in a tiny car"
"Okay"

"Watch out for that squaids, man."
"It's all good. I've got two camels in a tiny car."

"That's lame. You're a fucking moron"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"You win."

"Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mom"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"Shit. You got me. Tell mom I said hi."

by Mayteana February 1, 2010

12 second car

the beharelle mobille

"Aaron's car is only in the 12's and Shaun's will be in the 9's"

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

Kansas City Car Wash

When many guys hide in a closet when one of their friends is boning a chick. The guys in the closet are jacking off and right as they are about to jizz they all pop out of the closet at the same time and drench the female in their semen. Professionals will try to aim for the female's eye.

Yo, me and my friends Kansas City Car Washed that chick that Victor was having sex with

by Galaxy fan101 January 11, 2010

Two camels in a tiny car

The response that just may be bizarre enough to win any argument ever.

A Mac is better than a PC. Nope, two camels in a tiny car.

by Unknown1111234 February 2, 2010