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Christian Single

He just likes men and dates people for like 6 hours
by Sunflower pronce September 25, 2022
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christian funk

by fortnitekingun November 28, 2023
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Christian

Christian’s can be such rats sometimes. They may insult you or be mean from time to time but that’s just how he shows that you are very special to him.
Girl: OMG ITS CHRISTIAN RUN
Boy: don’t worry if he insults you, it’s cause he cares
by Crunchy boy November 21, 2019
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Chili Christian

Chili Christian is a man that doesn't get influenced by others. He is a leader, and it shows from how his family is doing. Chili Christian loves his G-wagons and 506. Even though he has some legal troubles occasionally when building his twenty million garage, it doesn't matter because he is a rocker that runs the government.
Chili Christian has built an empire for his family; however, his brother takes all the credit.
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Very Christian Quiz

"Very Christian Quiz" is a Kahoot Series Created by Brandon Morgan in 2018, The Creator Says that he has future plans for the series.
DUDE: Hey did you hear about that kahoot series "Very Christian Quiz"
OTHER DUDE: Oh yeah man it's so cool
by MaxamusName December 30, 2019
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christian

Picture your dream boy in your mind right now. Your thinking of that boy and the boy looks exactly like (christian). A mother fucking sexy daddy. He has a 3 inch cock {big for his age} a thicccc booty and a charming smile. He lives anal sex and he drinks pineapple juice 24/7. Just ignore the fact that he’s a major virgin and that he can have multiple boners. He’s very good in the bed (sleeping). Very active, if you say cricket is active. Knows his was around the girls... wait nvm he’s a virgin. This dude gets no guys. Fuck off christian
Kaydence: I heard christian was good in bed
Abby: can’t be cause he’s a virgin
by katniss/socceegirl July 8, 2019
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Super Christian

a Christian who limits the work of the cross to Christians alone; an enemy of the work of Christ at the cross; typically found hating the word "all" and distancing themselves from Paul the Apostle.
Super Christian Jil: "All mankind means all christians, not all mankind"
Ace: "Yes Jil, we know—you are a super christian"
Super Christian Jil: "what's a super christian?! define your terms!"

Super Christian Jil: "These universalists are gonna start chanting 'all in all... all in all... all in all'"

Super Christian Jil: "Yes all in all who are christians Ace"

Justin: Annihilationist are unbelievers! For even as, in adam, all are dying, thus also, in Christ, shall all be put to life. ... that God may be All in all!
Super Christian Monty burns: Pretty simple really. If an atomic bomb were to hit New York and wipe out 90% of the population, and a news report said “All in New York were given food” you would take that to mean everyone who survived, not the people who died as well. Same thing in 1 Corinthians 15:28.

Super Christian Axiom: I believe eternal conscience torment is part of God's love.

Super Christian Eric: "it's not to late to repent yet ace"

Super Christian Layman's Seminary: I don't hold to the view that Christ's death for sins and resurrection is the reason one will be saved, but rather if you have eternal life.

Super Christian JG: *insert something about worldview that is extremely forgettable?*

Super Christian Brandon Irish: What do you mean you don't believe in free will?

Super Christian Jacksmack: Believe that you believe that you have eternal security or you will go to hell for not believing that you believe that you have it!!!11!1!!
by ibelievegod October 25, 2025
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