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Look Jebb, I can do that too!

Look Jebb, I can do that too!
"Look Jebb, I can do that too!"
by Look Jebb, I can do that too! January 29, 2021
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So You Think You Can Dance

A show about a bunch of faggots and uptight sluts bouncing around like like retards, bitching at each other over whose prance was better and over acting emotion. This is also known as a great loss of time in ones life, be warned, if you watch it, you will not get the time back.
If i was a faggot I would go on So You Think You Can Dance
by ;.[;.';. February 2, 2010
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You really think that shit would work? Dumbass, it doesn't. Who even believes in vampires?
"only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)"
"hah, that shit aint gonna work"
by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 2, 2021
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Can I get a witness

Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.
Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."
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