Someone who is always down to hang out and spend time with you on your dime. Never has any money but always wants to go out to eat.
Them: Hey! Why didn't you invite Bella to lunch today?
Me: I would but shes always broke
Them: But she's your best friend
Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend
Me: I would but shes always broke
Them: But she's your best friend
Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend
by NArencibia April 04, 2022
January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.
"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"
by Definitely not jamie January 30, 2021
The best boyfriend in the world is someone who is always there for you when you need to laugh, when you need to cry, or when you're falling apart. This boy would stick by your side through everything and be your number one supporter, doing everything possible to make you the happiest you can be. He'll love you more than imaginable.
by TheOonkster March 14, 2021
by Onin2 October 29, 2020
Mine.
Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
by Hym Iam June 21, 2024
A person who you are only planning to date for some specific purpose, I.e. to make someone else jealous, then you will ditch them when you no longer have a use for them. The term comes from people who purchase big, expensive televisions from Best Buy before their Superbowl parties, then return the televisions and get their money back.
John kept wanting to meet Luanne at the restaurant where his ex worked, making her wonder if he was just Best Buy dating her.
by WineAndPasta April 12, 2016
You and another person aren’t in a committed relationship but you aren’t just hooking up eiether. You still go on dates but aren’t exclusive either.
“Hey man, what’s the deal with you and that one chick? Are you guys dating or just banging?”
“Neither man, we’re Best Freinds With Benefits.”
“Neither man, we’re Best Freinds With Benefits.”
by Lil Pickle November 26, 2018