A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.
Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step
by skrill monkey March 30, 2007
Get the richmond crab apple quick stepmug. the other half
by ZROSENEDI May 12, 2016
Get the what looks like half an applemug. by TheHumanoidPerson March 23, 2022
Get the Apple bottom jeans, boots with the furmug. Similar to the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" this term means to complete two discrete tasks with a single action. The term traces its origins to a practice, originally made popular by aspiring major league baseball players on the Gulf coast of Florida, of hurling apples at the apparently limitless number of pesky seagulls.
As Mariah's girlfriend walked in on him banging her mother, Mariah thought to himself, "I've just killed two birds with one apple"; I've both fulfilled my MILF fantasy and ended this shitty relationship.
by MGDRehab March 11, 2011
Get the Killed Two Birds With One Applemug. It is a stupid song. Created by me.
by Jeffo 1223123 November 7, 2016
Get the Pen Pineapple Apple Penmug. Urine expelled from the male penis, esp. meant for consumption by other people. This consumption is often implied as being forced.
My toolbag roomate forgot to pay the rent and fell asleep on the couch. He's gonna get a taste of apple juice straight from the hose.
by Pappa Sean May 17, 2006
Get the apple juice straight from the hosemug. A cart filled with apples that belongs to a little fat dog named Jeb. Jeb is morbidly obese and smells of shrimp and dung.
by Mr. Wizzle Butt January 8, 2010
Get the Leb Brailey Bimbleton's Apple Cartmug.