Douche fairy

the ultimate insult, reserved for the worst ppl, such as snitches

im going to kill that douchefairy who told the school cops that i had a knife and a picture of an enemy... bastard

by Big Robert December 8, 2004

Douche Pickle

some loser guy that is pretty much a man whore.

mackenzie bodor is a douche pickle

by ilikedyou October 25, 2011

nicely douched

An expression used to give kudos to a person or persons on the exceptional job they have done being a douche. Has more meaning to it when said in an australian accent.

John: I appreciate you buying me dinner.
Mike: Well I figured i would help you out considering you can't even buy yourself decent clothes or shampoo, let alone food.
John: Nicely douched, Mike.

by MSJDHBVMDKDJD September 15, 2007

Hooch Douche

(n) The hooch douche is a home-made douching kit created by and for any slut of a woman. The hooch douche is most frequently created and used by rig bitches after the rig-pigs have pulled their wagon train through. In order to be an official hooch douche, the kit must contain at least 3 heavy duty cleaning agents such as vinegar, spray-nine, varsol, gasoline, bleach etc. to kill off any and all fungi, bacteria and warts. The Hooch Douche is often used in conjuction with the slut rag and can be used in both vaginal and anal orifices.

Damn, that rig bitch needs to whip herself up a hooch douche, I heard she got DVDA'd last night

by KateAk44 May 25, 2007

douche bagel

a word that means douche bag.
same as douche donut.

"hey, that guy's a douche bagel"

"yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!"

by kevinhatespee October 3, 2009

Douche rod

When someone is so unbearable that they are being both a douche AND a rod at the same time.

"Man, Billy is such a douche. I can't believe he wouldn't let me go to his party!"
"No man, he's not just a douche, he's a douche rod!"

by billy trinkets September 8, 2005

Douche Bag

Any individual who makes other people feel absolutely terrible for fun. For example, someone who asks another person's mark just to tell them their own mark, which will be far higher.

"Hey _____, what did you get on that test? 54%? Cool, I got a 93% which is o.k. I guess." - A real douche bag.

by Braeden Joiner February 6, 2008