Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

National Sister Day

appreciate your sister and make her feel good and make her feel special

National Sister day is my favorite time of year

by Onice from State Farm October 20, 2021

Send nudes day

Today September 13 is send nudes day. Whoever you send this to has to send full nudes and can’t say no.

Person 1: hey it’s send nudes day

Person 2: ok here are my nudes

by Bobbyboy26436 September 13, 2020

post your gf day

on the 17th of april, post pictures of your girl so that other hoes can back the fuck off

"hey bro, how come you haven't posted your gf?! it's post your gf day!"

by nckfrrs April 17, 2023

National Butcho Appreciation Day

This day is on January 5th, and it’s when you appreciate that one Butcho in your friend group. We all got one, so go appreciate them

Hey man it’s January 5th! National Butcho Appreciation Day!

Let’s gooooo!

by Aids of greatness January 5, 2021

Covid day

When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact

I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

National Momma’s Boy Day

The day for the all of the momma’s boys out there who love their mothers so much

Happy National Momma’s Boy Day!

by sparklinghotdog May 12, 2024