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National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)
"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"
by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023
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Send a Dick gif day

On 19 July you should send a gif of your dick to your homies
Some guy: "Hey, it's July 19th, you know what that means"

His Homie: "Oh yes, it's Send a Dick gif day. I'm filming my gif right now! Can't wait to see yours!"
by FaxDestroyer July 19, 2023
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Tip a femboy day

On July 25th it is national tip a femboy day. A date in which all femboys are given money for the many times they've been railed that year.
Femby: "It's national tip a femboy day and I've been railed 28 times this year UwU"

Guy: "Well I guess I owe you $28!"
by ShizuVtuber July 19, 2023
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Alex appreciation day

This day is to appreciate anyone named Alex. If you know someone named Alex, or are even taken by someone named Alex. Let them know your appreciation for them, and let them know that they're loved.
me: "bro its Alex appreciation day do you know what that means?"

friend: "no? whats it mean?"

me: "it means we have to contact anyone named Alex, and tell them how much we appreciate them."
by golden_the_proto July 19, 2023
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Kiss a Femboy Day

On July 21st it is national Kiss a femboy day. On this day you must kiss any consenting femboys as an apology for the day before, which was Beat a Femboy day.
Guy 1: hey dude, it's kiss a femboy day today
Guy 2: oh no.. I beat up so many femboys yesterday...
by notacutefemboy July 20, 2023
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barbecue day yay

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by glitterfairy.com July 20, 2023
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National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
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