Dick touch december

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december

Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"

by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020

Dick and Dash

When a guy has sex with a girl and then leaves without further ado.

Basically a play on words from Dine and Dash.

“No, she is not my girlfriend, I just did a Dick and Dash, you know, like when you eat and then split without paying.”

by Dee_Snutz November 17, 2022

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

Diamond Dick

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.

Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L

by Zeni June 28, 2021

Dick

Dick which is another word for the human body part is males called the Penis

My dick is so big

by Lee Yong Jie June 27, 2022

Dead dick

Being beyond deadass serious

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will

by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023

Dick Smith

To use or take a portion of an item requested be passed at a dinner table.
-Verb

"Please pass the gravy."
<gravy is passed, but is used quickly enroute to the individual who requested before arriving to the requestor>
"Sorry, had to Dick Smith you."

by Monkey&Roburg April 4, 2016