Dick Shower

When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.

Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.

by Leigh Cain May 3, 2018

Demogorgon Dick

Refers to a person who engages in genital mutilation by sticking a firecracker in ones urethra. The firecracker is then lit and once it explodes it mutilates the flesh on the head of the penis causing it to look like a Demogorgon from stranger things.

Freind 1: Yo did you see that new vid on LiveLeak?

Freind 2: Yeah man, I cant believe he put a firecracker in his dick, he got a Demogorgon Dick now.

by Beaner_Squad March 13, 2023

dick wedge

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so tight around his penis that it bulges out around the seem createing a weggie in his dick and balls

Oh wow look at his dick wedge! -
DUDE what with the dick wedge-
When Jacob say down he had a major dick wedge

by Dick wedge March 26, 2019

Dick and Dash

When a guy has sex with a girl and then leaves without further ado.

Basically a play on words from Dine and Dash.

“No, she is not my girlfriend, I just did a Dick and Dash, you know, like when you eat and then split without paying.”

by Dee_Snutz November 17, 2022

Dick Fat

A woman who is pregnant.

Tracy is Dick Fat and due in two months.

by Bigdaddy4822 February 21, 2024

dick

here is a fact about the dick the longest dick was that cord when a baby is born

dad: hey look at that huge dick!
mom: but thats not a di- nvm i shouldive never married you

by yed5dbabyman June 19, 2022

Dick

Dick is my friend. Dick can be short or tall, but in general he’s a nice guy. He can be a little explosive when excited so watch out.

I got to ride with dick today.
Dick and I went to the movies.
Dick blew up when he saw the plot twist.

by FrancisPancake September 11, 2025