phone-up

To stick a phone up your ass, as far as possible.

Wow, I phone-up'd yesterday and now need an X-Ray. Have you tried it?

by D Luo May 18, 2017

press up

when your about to fight someone or talking about a fight

andre-“yo homeboy i’m not the one to play with, i’m bout’ to press up on yo’ ass!”

lamar-“ nah homeboy ion want no problems!”

by ybfan101 December 20, 2022

throwing up 8 fingers

THE THROWING UP 8 FINGERS MEANS YOU GET HELLA HOES ♾! One finger for each bum u touch, hella bums

Yo Ryann, is throwing up 8 fingers, that boy gets hella hoes

by ilovetomakelovetolovers July 02, 2022

up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.

-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."

by Coran17 October 18, 2023

boohed up

A state of being excessively and unjustifiably paranoid. To think everyone is against you and/or the police or Feds are watching you. usually set on from visual or audio hallucinations caused by using drugs and staying awake for days.

"He's over there all boohed up. He's got himself Locked in the house peeking out the blinds He thinks he's being watched .

by KingTJ December 15, 2015

Heating up the rig

A tall, well hung confederate man that so loves his giant pickup truck he only beats off via the warm tailpipe cuckolding his wife that’s mowing down rebel sausage in the tailgate.

Did you see Bocephus out there hammering the truck again? Hell yeah I did son, he was heating up the rig like Boss Hog.

by High Sausage December 06, 2024

tick it up

Running up a tab with a drug dealer.

He won't answer his phone because he knows I want to tick it up.

by PseudoBigs December 21, 2020