Shitter Dick Syndrome

One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.

Cannon, you have shitter dick syndrome!

by imboredonaroadtrip July 7, 2022

Dick-Fucked

Usually portrayed in pornographic cartoons. Dick-Fucking is when a man inserts his penis into another mans urethra in hopes of pleasure for both parties.

In the series I was watching, two men dick-fucked each other.

by londonbr1dge July 8, 2022

Dick sleeve

A womans vagina

Do you like my dick sleeve?

by Dicksleeve July 8, 2022

Clit dick

A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.

“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
“Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”

by Littletickle July 9, 2022

dick

1.
a man's penis.
2.
anything at all.
3.
waste time; mess around

1.

"I want that big black dick in my fanny."
2.
"you don't know dick about this—you haven't a clue!"
3.
"Ugh, your such a dick!"

by Emily Davidson July 10, 2022

Pile of Dicks

When you feel at your absolute worst.

I can not make it into work today. I feel like a Pile of Dicks.

by Teebin48 July 11, 2022

dick stick

somebody who is turned on in what can only be described as absolutely disgusting circumstances (being attracted to little anime girls etc.)

(convo on an anime site)
dick stick: DAMNNNNN SHE KIND A BADDIE THO (talking about Hasegawa Kobato, an underage charater in hagani)
me: For the love of fucking all that is a dinglefuck, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DICKSTICK

by DRduck68 July 13, 2022