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Day one strokes

Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them
I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.
by Grantivanschilte April 18, 2024
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Opposite Day Theory

Opposite Day Theory states that Opposite Day is not merely a day. Instead, it supposes that Opposite Day is fluid and triggers when it is invoked. If they wish, debaters may invoke opposite day for exactly the next eight minutes by quoting the following: Three, Two, One, Go!
"The order is twelve off with four hidden a-specs, the rules of Risk: The Game of Global Domination, Drop the Judge, stabbing theory, the N-word repeated for two minutes, and Opposite Day theory.
by ougrhough September 12, 2025
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Madeleine Day

Madeleine Day is the bestest person in the whole world- she's kind, creative, quick-witted, and beautiful inside and out. She is also a triple threat- the MOST talented actress, dancer, and singer. As soon as she starts tap dancing and singing across that sweet sweet stage everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, is mesmerized and falls in love wit h her instantly. And that curly hair?- so adorable. Wow what a great person. You better get yourself a Madeleine Day before they are all gone!
Oh my! Is that EGOT and Dancing With the Stars winner Madeleine Day?
by rainyDAZE45! March 10, 2025
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national Adrian popsicle day

Where fat kid gives out a lot of popsicles to people
I Love getting popsicles from Adrian on national Adrian popsicle day
by Hehsjbdysyx December 14, 2023
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National Send Your boyfriend a titty pic day

August 8th is national send a titty pic to your boyfriend day

You must send a titty pic to your boyfriend on August 8th
Man 1: Hey bro it’s August 8th, did your girlfriend send you a titty pic today?

Man 2: of course she did! It’s national send your boyfriend a titty pic day!
by TheEpicMongoose August 8, 2025
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National Fuck a Asian Day

October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.
Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!
by E1M1 October 22, 2020
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On May 7th every person who got s€xu@lly assaulted/ r@ped is allowed to legally kill their rapists/ assaulters :)
Random:” Hey what’s today?”
Random 2:” Today is Nationalkill all r@pists” day! Have fun and be as brutal as you want because the deserve it!”
by Idontknowlmao April 19, 2021
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