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Cat Dick

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?
by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023
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DICK RIDING

dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding
randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”
by jereepaid June 8, 2025
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Dick

A person that annoys you in such a way that he turns into a dick.
DUDE, YOUR SUCH A... DICK!

Dude? OH GOD THATS GROSS HES CUMMING
by AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE October 27, 2019
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Lesbian dick

When you’re arguing with your partner and can’t come up with a better insult.
by Thatbitchfromtheblock August 12, 2024
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Dick

Hi, my name is Dick
by dashy99993 April 24, 2020
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less dick

when you're cirumsised and therefore have less dick than you would've had without a circumcision
"Yo vic, you got less dick than us."
by xD4k December 6, 2017
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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