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Pure dick/cock

Pure dick is the one who through good nature and intentions, steps up on the rights of others, and/or cause you to feel nothing bad about them for their nice behaviour is quite charmful and humble

Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you
Hey kid, can you go the store in town to buy me a sunscreen?

No

Well you got a bike, just do it

No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)
by Thermal-pulse-puller December 30, 2022
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small dick

Razvan made me feel really ugly while we were together
‘He must have a small dick!’
by hghghghghgg April 23, 2020
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residue dick

The understanding of the likelyhood of every adult hand has touched a dick through unique circumstances and is now pass said dick residual.
After Bernard shook hands with Jennifer, he looked at his hand afraid of the possible residue dick residing.
by Yomama beaverhausen December 20, 2023
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Dick Slit

Her Dick Slit was oozing!
by trebou October 25, 2009
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Schrodingers Dick

Lets say hypothetically theres a guy you know who hasn’t even thought of showing you his cock what would you assume? Big ? Small? There is a fifty fifty chance; however meaning there is a fifty fifty chance then hypothetically it can be both, therefore meaning there is also a Higher percentage that it could just be medium
Iris:Unless your pp is Excalibur And somehow magically cut through the brick then i beg to differ that you dodged it cuz I could have smashed it up with the brick in seconds or thrown it at the pp

Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨

Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
by Iris sus June 28, 2022
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Athletes Dick

Catching a rash or a fungus from a woman who has a yeast infection. During sex, or having an itchy sack
Tony caught athletes dick from karen
by Houdini2 October 30, 2025
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Dick

by Sexyhomophobe December 22, 2020
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