Short-dicked

A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick

Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Dimmy Dick

a man with an orange shirt with their dick out

The Dimmy Dick was walking around the nude beach.

by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024

National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!

Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!

by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021

Dick

When someone is being rude/inconsiderate

Kyle: "Look at Amy, she's so ugly, she should wear a mask to cover her disgusting face"
Thomas: "Stop being a DICK Kyle"

by they're everywhere April 11, 2023

get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

Dick puss

tuck your penis between your legs

Can I see your dick puss you stinky fuck

by yootris December 20, 2020

Dick

The tiny thing that all men have.

Or someone can be a dick

*person 1* Oi your dicks small ):<
*person 2* Awh man ):

OR

*Guy one* Hey you see that guy over there?
*Guy two* yeah, why?
*Guy one* Well he's a dick.
*Guy three* Fuck you ):<

by Justa urbandictionary worder February 2, 2024