Weak Mortal: “bro I just failed No Nut November”
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”
by RealBarackObama November 11, 2020

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by Triggered_Sammy September 22, 2023

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.
I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!
Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?
Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?
by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.
Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills
Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills
by D Flawless July 18, 2021
