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Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
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Dick Stick

by Stick Dick May 24, 2018
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Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
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Dick

My wife took the house and the kids, I escaped with my dick and my soul.
by toetoetoefoot September 26, 2018
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Dog dick nothing

All he does is dog dick nothing.
by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016
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punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!
by Johnisdead November 28, 2017
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Pulling a Dick

When you and your friends are minding your own business and some douchebag comes and starts acting like a damn dick.
"Bitch, what are you talking about? Stop pulling a dick! You know that is wrong!"
by AlternativeFactualUniverse February 23, 2017
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