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Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
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NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY

on april 13th every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day.
SHE GRABBED MY DICK,SO I CHOKED HER.
NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY -IS WHEN A GIRL CAN GRAB YOUR DICK FOR THE SHE DAY.
by OGBRICK39 May 25, 2018
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Dicks with sticks

Used to describe a twat on a mountain who has two planks of wood and flimsy twigs
Wow those skiers sure are dicks with sticks
by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025
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Dick Slap

by Qwerty Hitler January 16, 2024
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Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller
My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing
by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019
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dick muncher

when someone preceeds to munch willy
dam, isaac tyers is such a dick muncher
by thomo tankliff September 5, 2019
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dick wall

When a female or male interest has some many guys trying to get to her that it is nye impossible to even utter a word that will reach her ear.
Godamn bro I super liked her and sent her a DM but shits been on delivered and unread for weeks now. She got a dick wall in front of her.
by Mixiemac January 21, 2025
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