*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*
by goth_jesus May 2, 2024
Get the dick biting daymug. A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
Get the Big Dick Jaredmug. by xD4k December 6, 2017
Get the less dickmug. When you and your friends are minding your own business and some douchebag comes and starts acting like a damn dick.
by AlternativeFactualUniverse February 23, 2017
Get the Pulling a Dickmug. You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018
Get the Biscuit Dickmug. by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019
Get the Peanut butter dickmug. 