a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021
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(2, adjective) When someone is being rude, odd, or cringe.
(2, adjective) When someone is being rude, odd, or cringe.
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When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.
This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.
This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017
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by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023
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Dang my bro lady gonna go up down over to the SUNOCO and grab on me one of them beef injected TOILET SANDWICHES... hungry AF
by Eljer Tippy March 12, 2021
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