a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021
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Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
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BTSfan: It’s Bangtan Sonyeondan!
Sigma: No, it’s not….
BTSfan: Huh? Then what’s the real full form of BTS?
Sigma: Best Toilet Service (BTS)
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BTSfan: It’s Bangtan Sonyeondan!
Sigma: No, it’s not….
BTSfan: Huh? Then what’s the real full form of BTS?
Sigma: Best Toilet Service (BTS)
BTSfan: 😭😭😭😭
by King of all gamers March 5, 2024
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