Old man balls are when older men's junk becomes one large grapefruit sized, saggy ball. There is no longer the ability to notice two balls, except one large sagging nut.
Example: did you see those old man balls on that guy? Looked like he was sitting with a grapefruit in his pants
Example: while having sex my taint was slapped by his old man balls
Example: while having sex my taint was slapped by his old man balls
by KML19 April 2, 2017
Get the Old Man Balls mug.(a) Damn, after a long weekend of late nights I am once again recovering from the "Old Chinese Flu" (b) Shit man, no matter how hard I try I just cant shake that "Old Chinese Flu".
by automated cloudmaker May 23, 2017
Get the old chinese flu mug.Refers to the popular South Korean movie "Old Boy." If you just had your mind twisted and fucked by something such as an intricate movie or a web of conspiracy, you'd say "I just got old-boyed."
Shit, dude. My girlfriend just told me her ex-girlfriend isn't lesbian anymore so she broke up with me to marry her and she also said she was dude but I just didn't notice her penis during our relationship. I got old boy-ed.
by Masterofdisguisechickenleg January 13, 2011
Get the old boy-ed mug.The symbol of cringe. They like fortnite and among us, and they rage a lot and yell in their mic.
Also, fuck you roman.
Also, fuck you roman.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 25, 2022
Get the 9 year old mug.by David_Is_A_Big_Old_Stinker November 12, 2020
Get the Big Old Stinker mug.An older yet smaller male. Typically between a 110 to 140 pounds under 5’6. This man loves to be fucked by massive hairy men aka bears! There is nothing off limits as far as sex. The nastier, raunchier, rawest stuff you can think of is mainly what these guy enjoy.
Tracy likes to get fucked while hanging upside down taking two beef whistles with multiple people watching. Classic old overweight twink
by The tuna handler March 24, 2019
Get the old overweight twink mug.by RngValue May 25, 2022
Get the 14 year old mug.