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cheese bread

a multi perpose word denoting laziness, obesity, greasiness, obsession, and a generally repulsive and unhealthy lifestyle.

it originated from a youtube hip-hop video called "everyday normal crew" by comedy rapper jon lajoie , wherein he introduces a friend of his who he calls "cheese bread" because of his habit of getting out of bed every morning, putting "five slice of cheese on five slice of bread", " microwaving that shit" eating it, and going back to bed.

the main useage is the verb form, in which case, "to cheese bread" something, or "cheese breading" something means to obsess over or overdo one single activity.

in adjective form, cheese bread describes a person as disgusting or lazy , or a period of time spent behaving in a disgusting , lazy or unhealthy manner.
verb

1: "i'm taking a week off work so i can cheese-bread gears of war 3 "
2: my parents just got into the wire , they're cheese breading that shit."
3: i can't listen to that album anymore, i cheese breaded it and i'm sick of it now."

adjective

1: "yo man i got up at 2:30 pm today, smoked a fat ass j bone, and ate nine cans of ravioli while watching 25 back-to-back episodes of my little pony : friendship is magic. i didn't brush my teeth or take a shower or anything. it was totally fucking cheese bread."
by fangdangler May 27, 2011
mugGet the cheese breadmug.

Cheese Grater

Similar to a "beandip", but for skinny or regular sized people.
After many years of taking thousands of beandip's to the manboob from his skinny friend Dylan, Gino finally took revenge against him by scooping Dillon's nipple with his hand and then shouting "Cheese Grater!!!"
by Don Gino October 16, 2009
mugGet the Cheese Gratermug.

tit cheese

The eventual product from female breast milk. can be made from tit milk into tit cheese, tit youghurt and tit butter.

also similar to the term nob cheese.
"oh I do like a bit of tit cheese with me crackers gromit"
by GoSco May 1, 2007
mugGet the tit cheesemug.

Grilled Cheese

Slang for getting major cash and getting high. What happens when you take "bread" and "cheddar" and cook it at high temperatures.
Bob: Just got my paycheck and some weed man.
Jim: You got the grilled cheese!
by Sandisk April 14, 2014
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blaggie cheese

when you lube up your erected penis and then make your girlfriend say blaggie cheese after that you stick your dick in the girls ass. After the anal opening is gaped you poor melted cheese down the hole. then you eat it out
After i blaggie cheesed her my life was complete
by ballsania April 1, 2007
mugGet the blaggie cheesemug.

cut the cheese

when someone lets out a fart. however there are all different types of farts. there are some which are really and i mean really loud that practically sshake the windows but make no smell at all. and then there are the SBDs (silent but deadly) which rele stink but no ones knows whop did it hence the name. but then there r the ones ur dog makes when he eats cheese. i mean have u ever smelled a dog fart? due the ones which make ur eyes burn and ur lungs feel like they have shrivled up and died in ur chest?!?! phew!
me: omg i cant breathe!
emily: hey! who the hell cut the cheese?!
jenna: dear god i cant breathe!!
me: i think i c the light!!...*passes out*
by alli-bo-balli34 March 8, 2007
mugGet the cut the cheesemug.

Squeeze cheese

Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.
When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.
by Two11two February 20, 2009
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