Smoke show

When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff

Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?

Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.

Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?

Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know

by ButtMaestro March 1, 2023

Smoke this dick

When the dick so lit she gotta hit it twice...

"My girlfriend said she's wants to come over but doesn't want to get high tonight. Shittt, She Better smoke this DICKK!" OR "What she got that good throat!? Shittt, She Better Smoke This DICKKK!" OR "My girlfriend has been promising to suck my dick all day. Just as she was about to do it, she decided to go for a cigarette. Just as she opened the door to leave i replied; 'Shitttt, You Better Smoke this DICKKK!!"

by WIENE May 4, 2020

Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.

"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."

by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022

smoked out local

Someone who is a sick ass foo, usually smoked out from some kind of substance whether it be Marijuana or something harder, they will likely be too smoked out to function and will be on a complete sick one at all times.

Do you see that tweaked out foo walking down the street with his socks to his knees, that's a smoked out local.

by OG Logi July 19, 2024

Smoked

The act of one being so fuckin gay and stupid that they're smoked outta their mind.

C: Yo you hear that new song that Noah made?
J: Yeah that mo'fucker smoked.

by yourfatherlilboy July 28, 2022

Smoking cj daddy

A strand of weed that is famous me and the gang love to smoke

U trying to smoke cj daddy?
Smoking cj daddy

by Smoking cj daddy November 23, 2021

smoking a barra

smoking barras down here in the outback of australia is where the true aussie comes in. nothing like getting a wriggle into the tasty fish that you caught earlier down at bondi beach, but drinking a few beers with ya mates (preferably steve). happy barra smoking and don’t get too drunk mate!

steve: hey mateee what’s for dinna?
me: a fucking barra of course!
steve: ooh what type?
me: smoking a barra!

by your local dumb hoe December 1, 2019