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Poo Crumbs

1. Small crumbs of poo-ey loo roll debris left around the floor area of a toilet when someone - usually a guy - wipes their butt too hard and vigorously after doing a poo. Often happens when one is in a hurry or gets disturbed from normal poo routine, and turns and stands to wipe.Totally gross.

2.What you can therefore call someone who totally creeps you out or you find disgusting
1. Holy crap dude, why do you always make so much poo crumbs?

2. That guy is a stinky poo crumb
by Honey Monroe July 10, 2011
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Poo Crustation

the poo that hangs on to your bum while going poo.
Last night while I was going poo I had a poo crustation stick to my bum
by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005
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poo canoe

A stank butt crack. Or other stankie hole.
Man John still stuck his thing off in her "Poo canoe."
by Mudmonkey January 28, 2008
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Roo Poo

Nickname given to person who wipes his finger in kangaroo shit to determine the contents of the liquid substance on the back of a bus in Australia.
God Heflin why the fuck did you wipe your finger in kangaroo shit? You're such a Roo Poo!
by g6042 November 2, 2010
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Poo Text

Tha act of texting while you are taking a poo, shit, or dump.


Receiving a text from someone who is taking a poo, shit, or dump.
I just got a "Poo Text" from Paul, how gross!

Mike is "Poo Texting" me again.
by Cravinskid January 23, 2009
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ish poo

1 loves erin so much!!!
2 doesnt like showers
3 goes poo after a meal
4 plays video games
5 thinks he is the bombass
erinpoo: where is ishpoo?
Ivan: DOING SOMETHING STUPID..
by JASON BOURNE March 23, 2005
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Keachy poo

The best teacher of all time who likes dandelion headdresses, and handing out detentions so your file becomes as thick as a bundt cake. Also if you ever don't want to write a paper you can just tell her she lost it and you get an A. Her house got robbed. And keachy poos are usually found sporting full length denim skirts correcting english papers at Penn State Football games.
Remember when we got kicked out of Keachy poo's class and then had a photo shoot with the camera on her desk, was that your idea?
by Cardine May 7, 2005
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