Pizza snap

A way to seperate 2 pieces of pizza with one hand. Grab the crust of one slice between the thumb (on top) and the pinky and ring fingers (bottom). grab the crust of the adjacent slice with the pointer (top) and middle (bottom) fingers. Finnaly, with a quick jerk or snap, seperate the pieces of pizza. Takes some practice to become proficient at, but well worth the effort.

Seth: "Hey Chris, grab me a slice of pizza."
Chris: "I can't. I'm holding my own slice."
Seth: "Just pizza snap it."

by nighthawk61 April 4, 2008

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Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

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pizza nuggets

pizza crust with nuggets with chicken in them

friend : hey what are you eating

me: pizza nuggets
friend: are they good?
me: yes they are bussin

by ur boyfriends girlfriend October 12, 2021

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Petry Pizza

A pizza like food. Typically consists of a dough topped with used syringes, spooge, used condoms, tampons. All on top of a KY sauce, with melted cheese on top.

Dude, I'm going to order some pizza. What flavor should I get, Petry Pizza?

by cfoye130 December 11, 2007

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