Something totally worthless. Used to show absolute disdain for a subject, person, or idea. Always used as a negative. Derives from the tradition of country boys, when no other alternative presents itself, to fuck a warm pile of cow dung (cow pie).
I don't give a cow pie fuck what she says, I'm buying that bike.
Dude! What in the cow pie fuck made you think you could clear that rail?
Dude! What in the cow pie fuck made you think you could clear that rail?
by areaman26 January 18, 2009
Get the cow pie fuckmug. by Doomie June 7, 2004
Get the anal cream piemug. When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.
When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.
by Cabin Store Ease August 30, 2008
Get the Baked Alaskan Piemug. A girls vagina when she is cumming or wet.Or white stuff is coming out of it looking like creme.Or when they have sex and the guy cums in her vagina.
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by Bob-O-Lock-A-Loo July 7, 2008
Get the creme filled piemug. by Pops McCracken December 10, 2006
Get the Cokenut Cream Piemug. The awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. Roams usually around Scotland and the interweb. Notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray 'fringe' over one eye) She wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. She is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.
'Spotteh The Pie Monster was last spotted taking a small child's pie. The child cried for days.'
or,
'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'
or,
'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'
by The Pie Monsterologist January 18, 2010
Get the Spotteh The Pie Monstermug. A Muddy Cow Pie is when you have all of the anal sex with a woman of your choice, and when she sucks your penis, verigood, she accidentally sucks her own shit and proceeds to throw up. You now have the opportunity to perform said Muddy Cow Pie by using her puke as a lubricant to shove your cock right back in their. This action can be perform multiple times if she continues to puke or nut to give.
“I originally thought that puke wouldn’t go well in my penis, but then I attempted the Muddy Cow Pie and did I love it!
by MCP Squared December 3, 2019
Get the Muddy Cow Piemug.