cow pie fuck

Something totally worthless. Used to show absolute disdain for a subject, person, or idea. Always used as a negative. Derives from the tradition of country boys, when no other alternative presents itself, to fuck a warm pile of cow dung (cow pie).

I don't give a cow pie fuck what she says, I'm buying that bike.

Dude! What in the cow pie fuck made you think you could clear that rail?

by areaman26 January 18, 2009

anal cream pie

see also: mud pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Baked Alaskan Pie

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.

When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.

by Cabin Store Ease August 30, 2008

Cokenut Cream Pie

A female cocaine addict who has no money and will let you fuck her for some Coke.

Bertha is TRYING to be a Cokenut Cream Pie, but, she's going to have to get some money.

by Pops McCracken December 10, 2006

creme filled pie

A girls vagina when she is cumming or wet.Or white stuff is coming out of it looking like creme.Or when they have sex and the guy cums in her vagina.
:D

Guy:Im horny.

Girl:Eat my creme filled pie.
:3

by Bob-O-Lock-A-Loo July 7, 2008

oopsie cream pie

when you are having anal, make it seem like you are going to blow a load in the chicks ass, but "slip" and instead blow a load in the chicks pussy. this gets them very mad

Im pissed at Josh, he messsed up my cream pie, and made it an oopsie cream pie.

by Kirby® June 19, 2007

Spotteh The Pie Monster

The awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. Roams usually around Scotland and the interweb. Notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray 'fringe' over one eye) She wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. She is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.

'Spotteh The Pie Monster was last spotted taking a small child's pie. The child cried for days.'

or,

'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'

by The Pie Monsterologist January 18, 2010