The act of putting all your hopes into one one basket and when the 'basket' breaks, your 'eggs' will be broken.
by the Care Police August 12, 2005
A phrase used to show you don't really care about something, as it isn't as important to you, as the other person/people in the conversation.
Derived from a recent Radio News broadcast in which the price of eggs going up was likened to be as important as world diasters, such as the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.
Derived from a recent Radio News broadcast in which the price of eggs going up was likened to be as important as world diasters, such as the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear I upgraded my PC so it now has more RAM?
Guy 2: Yeah, and the price of eggs has gone up
Girl: And she was like, and I like, omg, you were at that party and saw Terry kissing Elisha? And she was all (mindless drivle)
You: Totally, and did you hear the price of eggs went up?
Guy 2: Yeah, and the price of eggs has gone up
Girl: And she was like, and I like, omg, you were at that party and saw Terry kissing Elisha? And she was all (mindless drivle)
You: Totally, and did you hear the price of eggs went up?
by Rogermuffinstuff September 16, 2010
A secret recipe of scrambled eggs, that was originally only for select memebers of the vatican. (the same one refered to in the book/movie The Da Vinci Code in scene 34B where tom cooks eggs for his soon to be x wife and children)
tom sure knows how to cook those eggs. he must have used a recipe from the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation!
by oli1703 December 28, 2008
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Thank God It's Fried Egg Burger, it comes with a fried egg!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
Hi! Welcome to Tiffoony Tan's famous egg rolls. Our egg rolls are extra eggy egg free egg rolls with extra egg and no egg! We are famous in 3 locations - Siglap Centre, Parkway Parade and Suntec City!
The Eery History of our egg rolls:
Been getting some nightmares lately? Well you've probably been dreaming about Tiffoony Tan!
It all started when Tiffoony Tan died. She died either by being whipped up in cake batter by EmKy, or she died by jumping off a ferry. It is undefined how she really died, but her ghost is known to possess a piece of litter, mostly styrofoam, that floats in the oceans or rivers.
Anyway, EmKy partnered up with evil Tiffoony Tan. EmKy and Tiffoony made a deal. In order for Tiffoony to stop haunting them, they would use Tiffoony's famous extra-eggy-egg free-egg- rolls-with-extra-egg-and-no-egg recipe and sell the egg rolls.
"Soon, business," EmKy said, "will be booming. Our outlets will go from SG to the whole world! We'll even be the first restaurant in Mars!"
They were right! Business has been booming! From customers such as Charlotte Dooglas, to Very Gaury, to Tibo DD, to Georgie Archington, to OGAL, to DongChenJie, to Horse teacher, AND MORE!
We are now creating a website where we can sell the egg rolls online and can deliver to you FOR ONLY $50!
STAY TUNED, AND PLEASE VISIT OUR EGG ROLLS OUTLETS AT SIGLAP CENTRE, PARKWAY PARADE, AND SUNTEC CITY! AVOID GETTING NIGHTMARES BY BUYING FROM TIFFOONY'S EGG ROLLS, AND TIFFOONY WILL NO LONGER HAUNT YOU!
The Eery History of our egg rolls:
Been getting some nightmares lately? Well you've probably been dreaming about Tiffoony Tan!
It all started when Tiffoony Tan died. She died either by being whipped up in cake batter by EmKy, or she died by jumping off a ferry. It is undefined how she really died, but her ghost is known to possess a piece of litter, mostly styrofoam, that floats in the oceans or rivers.
Anyway, EmKy partnered up with evil Tiffoony Tan. EmKy and Tiffoony made a deal. In order for Tiffoony to stop haunting them, they would use Tiffoony's famous extra-eggy-egg free-egg- rolls-with-extra-egg-and-no-egg recipe and sell the egg rolls.
"Soon, business," EmKy said, "will be booming. Our outlets will go from SG to the whole world! We'll even be the first restaurant in Mars!"
They were right! Business has been booming! From customers such as Charlotte Dooglas, to Very Gaury, to Tibo DD, to Georgie Archington, to OGAL, to DongChenJie, to Horse teacher, AND MORE!
We are now creating a website where we can sell the egg rolls online and can deliver to you FOR ONLY $50!
STAY TUNED, AND PLEASE VISIT OUR EGG ROLLS OUTLETS AT SIGLAP CENTRE, PARKWAY PARADE, AND SUNTEC CITY! AVOID GETTING NIGHTMARES BY BUYING FROM TIFFOONY'S EGG ROLLS, AND TIFFOONY WILL NO LONGER HAUNT YOU!
Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls are awesome!
Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls are the best in town!
Buy Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls, and she will stop haunting you!
Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls are the best in town!
Buy Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls, and she will stop haunting you!
by EMKYMARA April 20, 2019
To eat Wendy's breakfast food for lunch, because you were brilliant enough to stop there before work that morning and buy more food than you could eat for breakfast. A technique usually practiced by those who wish breakfast food was served at Wendy's 24 hrs/day.
Guy 1: You coming to lunch?
Guy 2: (takes a bite of breakfast) Nope, egg n' sausage time travel baby!
Guy 1: What the hell is a gigawatt!?
Guy 2: (takes a bite of breakfast) Nope, egg n' sausage time travel baby!
Guy 1: What the hell is a gigawatt!?
by Gunslinga July 28, 2008
A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.
“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”
by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009