one way

when vacationing in thailand you or any one of your friends will buy several inexpensive whores and not share them even when it is obvious you wont be using all of them.

Tom- man, did you see the girls i got?
Bob- yeah, nice choice, mind if i borrow the one in blue?
Tom- sorry, they are all mine
Bob- dude, youre such a fucking one way

by colon plow May 1, 2005

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One Direction

A sexy british-irish boyband that leaves millions of teenage girls stunned by their amazingness! It consists of five flawless boys named Liam James Payne, Louis William Tomlinson, Zayn Jawaad Malik, Niall James Horan, and Harry Edward Styles. They each auditioned for the X-factor separately but ended up forming together as a group by uncle simon on July 23, 2010 at 8:22 p.m. They got third place in the X-factor. They have made one album called Up All Night and are currently making a new one. Their fanbase are called directioners aka the most amazing people on earth. If you do not support the boys then GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.

Directioner #1: How many r's are there?
Directioner #2: 6!
Directioner #1: What did Jimmy protest?
Directioner #2: NO!
Directioner #1: Isn't One Direction like the most amazing thing ever?!
Directioner #2: OMC YES!!
*both directioners do the inbetweeners dance*

by Directioner Forever August 8, 2012

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a fresh one

a fresh one is another term for an email based mortgage lead.

"Here is a fresh one" Crip said

by acms February 27, 2008

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Xbox One

Console played by stupid people when they didn't know it's always online

Mi: what kind of console you got?
Yu: Xbox One
Mi: boii

by Someone knocked June 3, 2018

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Put One On That

Originated In the AK. It means, "you can count on that"

"you gona come over today?"
"Put one on that"

by TKDTyler July 1, 2007

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one-hitter

A Sneak-a-tokers tool. A Fakie. A Bat. One-hizzle, pizzle, fakie, bat, one hitter, one, hitter, sneak-a-toke, where's the food at?,one-hiter, won-hit her, juan hit her, Whurr's the queso?

Mary passed by Jane and said, "High, can I bum a smoke?". Jane replied, "its a one-hitter". "What do you mean," asked Mary. "It's fake you noob" replied Jane as she turned in disgust and walked away to find some queso.

by Clause May 28, 2006

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