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June 12

If you were born on this day you have a tiny dick, im talkin MICROSCOPIC, it’s smaller than my cats nipples
andrew garfield: “you know what day it is”
tom holland: “june 12?”
andrew garfield: “let’s see that tiny nipple lookin dick”

tom holland: “ok daddy”
by Thatonelampshade December 31, 2022
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June 1st

Day where your gf sends a booty pic on June 1st
by The kangaroo junkie June 1, 2025
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June 29

June 29th is a day for Show Actor from Young Sheldon, Lance Barber AKA George Cooper to go out and kill people for his birthday without getting arrested, getting in trouble or going to hell.
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Schleg June

When someone urinates, does not shake the extra wee off the tip of their penis, and pokes someone in the forehead leaving a pee pee mark.
I wasn't man enough to give her a Dick Schlegel, so I have her a Schleg June.
by Heffnark October 11, 2009
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June 10

National answer all your messages day. Stop acting like a celeb and just answer them!
John: Damn, I really wish that Ryan would answer me…wait! It’s June 10! He has to!!
by yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyete June 9, 2021
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16 June 2006

female - most likely average height, likeable but has a small group of friends, probably mainly guys. Not depressed but likes doing emo makeup cause they are always bored. Don't really care about school but loves their friends so they enjoy it. They probably like friends, flowers or playing Mario karts.

Male - probably a strong dude who's most likely depressed like most people born in the 2000's with messy hair and gives of big dick energy. His mind never ever stops, is adventurous and uses humor to connect with others. Cause his mind never stops he know the most random imformation and probably has weird talents like holding his breath forever, playing guitar, computer coding or being able to spell words from language first try.
Haha your born on 16 June 2006, damn your 299 days older then me you weirdo
by Knightress February 7, 2023
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