punch my muffin

another term for sexual intercourse

1. annoying, sweaty football player: I totally punched that girl's muffin last night. score!
2. slutty girl: You can punch my muffin ANYTIME.
3. Plymouth cross country: Yeah we totally punched Regina's muffin today in that meet.

by eileen! October 5, 2007

Lick My Muffin

A White women phrase to incise a white male (Cracker) to lick the vaginal are of a white women.

1. Gary: Sup Biatch!
2. Mary: Fuck You, Lick My Muffin.

by Cracker0909209243 October 28, 2009

cunt muffin

relating to or of pisci's sister

wow shes a real cunt muffin.

by chris eid February 2, 2008

the flat muffin theory

When a muffin get pressed into the shape of a cookie and you realise that we have been cheated all along. Muffins are just fat cookies.

Mueid: Muffins are not found they are flat.
Boye: We should only sell flat muffins. Same muffin less area.
Claudia: That looks like somebody stepped on shit.
Mueid: But it's very tasty. A flat muffin is just a cookie but soft. That is the flat muffin theory. We have been eating fat cookies all along.

by The flat muffin June 24, 2018

montana muffin top

Another name for a blow job.

Do you what a Montana muffin top?

by Asuna1017 October 2, 2017

Bluffin' with my muffin

The act of lying out of your ass.

"I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, 'cuz I'm bluffin' with my muffin..."

by kiwiwtina February 6, 2009

duke muffin

A person having the charicteristics of a duke/dukey and a muffin

Don't say that Jim your such a duke muffin!

by Billerd February 18, 2008