Fatty fuck knuckle

A large, ignorant and lazy individual with poor hygiene. Smells like they haven’t wiped their ass since the 8th grade.

“Good job fatty fuck knuckle, you spilled your drink on me!”

by Jack Mahaugov September 16, 2022

Jiggly wiggly knucklie wucklies

What enemies do before they fight you in the game yakuza zero they close their hands together and move them around in a certain motion as if their jiggling their knuckles.

Oh the jiggly wiggly knucklie wucklies!!

by Straightie January 26, 2023

The Hairy Knuckle Werther's

When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:

This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.

Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).

Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"

Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"

by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 21, 2023

Jewish organ knuckle pumper

The act of fisting ones rectum and rearranging their guts to look like the Star of David.

My boyfriend said he would give me a Jewish organ knuckle pumper, now I’m crippled beyond belief and he’s serving 10 to 12.

by SomeItalian November 8, 2023

Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush

She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.

by boner_garage33 December 4, 2023

lesbian ape knuckle

A trans mans vagina.

Wow Alyssa, look at the lesbian ape knuckle on him!

by leapkn April 23, 2024

Hide The Knuckles

A two player game in which participant 1 offers an opening (usually the anus) and participant 2 tries to effectively hide their knuckles from participant number 1. This game is classically played and adored by uncles everywhere.

Do you remember when Uncle Frank took us out behind the shed and played hide the knuckles with us? And then would tell us not to tell our mom?

Yes!! He was so good at that game!!

by UnkleKnuckles June 30, 2024