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Wet Jake

When you lick your finger and then run it from genitals to asshole or from asshole to genitals while running between someone's legs.
If you keep that up I'm going to give you a wet Jake.
by Checkoff June 13, 2024
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Jake Schlaerth

Jake Schlaerth is a talented armonica player that can be found on YouTube.
Jake Schlaerth is the best harmonica player on earth.
by AlexKim March 1, 2019
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Jake

The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads
wheres jake?
he's with a fat bird down the alleyway again
by cheesypeesy April 26, 2020
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Jake Paul

Boi who don't know if breaking out of jail is illegal.
Jake Paul: We're literally breaking out of jail, i don't know if this is illegal.
by mnmseminem September 19, 2019
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Jake paul

Person: why are you in the hospital ?
8 yo: Because I watched Jake Paul
by K0tlety_f0rever January 3, 2019
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Jake Abbott

The best guy on the planet, super hot and handsome, extremely generous, caring and is the biggest sweetheart you'll ever find, he may not look like it at first but if you get to know him you'll find out that Jake is the best friend you could ask for a freind from heaven, he will do anything to make the ones he cares for smile 24/7, he's protective and funny, he's reliable and has the best listening ear when you have a problem, always willing to have a fun time, adventurous and not one to be boring, no matter how bad a situation is go to Jake he'll do everything possible to fix it, he can see the good side to even the darkest of times, if you haven't found a Jake abbott go out and find one and become his freind it'll be the best decision you could make
Me-OMG my boyfriend broke up with me * crying* I hate my life

*Jake sees me and walks over*
*i tell him what happened* *he sits down besides me & gives me a hug*
Jake Abbott- look your amazing and he's an idiot for breaking up with you it's truly his loss your the perfect girlfriend your constantly calling and texting him, your beautiful, and incredible, caring, he missed out on the best relationship of his life and if you want I'll go teach him a lesson cheer up okay we're gunna hang out and make you feel better okay
by Semi on em January 3, 2017
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Jake

Jakes are the nicest people you'll ever meet. seems to never have any drama with any and has an amazing smile. he has an amazing personality and enjoys playing sports. truly a nice kid that does not get involved in beef and is a very peaceful person to be around.
Person 1) I got issues with half the people i run into Im glad i meet up with Jake even with all this drama I never felt so at peace when am with Jake .

Person 2) yea his just as relaxing as the ocean
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
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