jake treanor

jake treanor is essentially a sick cunt. If the system is ever corrupt he will fix it. He is smart, funny, lovable and a genuine person. Jake is the type of person that you want to be around constantly. Although jake treanor's muscles are huge, he is humble and awesome at rapping. If anyone tried to pick a fight with jake they'd loose.
I saw Jake Treanor walking the other day! gee wiz he has a huge cock!
by your daddy6969 June 05, 2017
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A-jake-ulate

Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.
"Is that gay guy flirting with my girl?"
"Yeh hes such an A-jake-ulate"
by Gonkasaurus March 16, 2018
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jake pail

Vote for Jake Pail in the next upcoming 2016 election!
by zaddbruh January 15, 2022
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Treat the Jake’s

Go on a high speed chase with the police

like fully chop says Vic treat the Jake’s
Yo Kailie Treat the Jake’s dude
by khamarisex May 11, 2025
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Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz

Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.

Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"

Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."

Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."

Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
by Hym Iam August 07, 2023
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jake suh

(In Seoul)
Byungwoo: "Have you seen Terrence lately?"
Jungho: "Yeah! He always looks so furious."
Byungwoo: "He's becoming a jake suh!"
by hydapa November 22, 2021
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Jake Kurz

a looser that only plays fortnite and thinks he can wheelie but can’t and has no friends
Jake Kurz is such a weirdo
by Carlos the Mexican April 11, 2019
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