dutch Strudel

The act of receiving oral sex while eating a toaster strudel and depositing crumbs on to the givers back.

Sally gave me a Dutch Strudel last night. I crumbed all over her.

by Crumbed April 16, 2024

Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.

Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.

by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011

Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.

“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.

by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025

Dutch crossover

The act of defecating while doing a hand stand and then grabbing the stool with your feet and, while remaining in hand stand position, placing it on your head with your feet.

Unbenounced to her husband, Sally had become quite adept at preforming a dutch crossover in her spare time.

by An actual dutch person November 5, 2021

Dutch and fuck

A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).

That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.

by SL44 April 21, 2018

Behind the scenes Dutch rudder

When your friend is doing someone Doggy style and you stand behind them naked and move their hips.

Man me and jimmy behind the scenes Dutch rudders her and she had no clue

by Mike Oxtasty May 1, 2020

Dutch Inhale

The French give 2 kisses, the Dutch 3 so you inhale 3 times. Do three French inhales without exhaling, inhale like a mother fucker then breathe out slowly.

Or when it's windy:
Taking a toke from a J, then inhale some air, then toke again and repeat this 3 times.

Woah, Abel just did a full on Dutch inhale. He's going to be as stoned as a rock, as baked as a pie and as high as the ISS.

by BazenAbel March 28, 2017