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go masturbate

... is an alternative to telling someone to go fuck themselves.
my friend: Ha ha! Your favorite team lost today because they did not perform as well as their opponent, on this particular occasion, causing them to have an inferior unit of measuring prowess by the end of the designated time frame for the event that they participated in. ( that is how my friend talks )

me: Go masturbate!
by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011
mugGet the go masturbatemug.

Going to the Jungle

Preforming oral sex on a girl who hasn't shaved her downstairs.
There's a lot of places I'm willing to go Stacy, but the jungle's not one of them.

Wish me luck boys, tonight I'm going to the jungle.
by Nea-flavored August 22, 2008
mugGet the Going to the Junglemug.

Go Boom

Having to pass gas so very badly, usually in the height of quietness, during an Exam...sqweeeeezing the sphinkter muscle tightly, however, this always fails... resulting in a tune squeaked out that sounds like a dying Elephant.
Usually proceded by intense laughter, Brown underwear and lifelong embarressment.
Are we having a terrorist attack? No, Hubert just "ripped himself a new one"...hahahahaaaaa..."
by Editor In Chief April 30, 2005
mugGet the Go Boommug.

Go Rochelle

To make use of all available resources for one's own benefit. Also to put one's own needs ahead all others.
Yesterday I needed my truck washed, so I had to Go Rochelle and get Billy to do it for me.
by williams July 13, 2004
mugGet the Go Rochellemug.

go tits

Abbreviation for “Go Titans”. Commonly used in Nashville area by real fans.
You going to the titans game tomorrow?”
Of course man, go Tits!”
by Swagnum PI March 3, 2018
mugGet the go titsmug.

Go America

Anything wild, crazy, and/or stupid that you manage to pull off without getting yourself killed and (if you're really lucky) emerge from unscathed - at least physically.

May also be used to describe a person.

(Going, Has Gone, etc.)
1: Dude! Tom got totally wasted last night and tried to fight a bear with his bare hands!

2: And he's not dead? Go America!
by AutoRawr June 14, 2010
mugGet the Go Americamug.

go kys

hater : go kys no one wants you
by wydbrendon June 12, 2016
mugGet the go kysmug.

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