When a high five is given erroneously, you perform a minus-five to correct it by putting hands together and removing them while making the high five clap noise with your mouth. Imagine a high five in reverse.
Matt: I texted Ryan and told him "chop chop it's beer 30."
Trucks comes down the road.
Robert: Here comes Ryan now! You told him!
*high five*
Truck passes
Matt: That's not Ryan, minus-five.
Trucks comes down the road.
Robert: Here comes Ryan now! You told him!
*high five*
Truck passes
Matt: That's not Ryan, minus-five.
by Mbonney21 October 13, 2013
Get the Minus-fivemug. 
A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.
Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"
Bortus: "I do."
Klyden: "We must have more!"
(Bortus presses a button)
Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."
Bortus: "I do."
Klyden: "We must have more!"
(Bortus presses a button)
Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."
by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025
Get the FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.mug. When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.
by aint that the truth July 18, 2018
Get the five-star sicknessmug. While having a 3 way, one of the guys dick falls out so the other guy reaches down and helps guide it back in. While doing so, he gives the guy a few extra strokes to bring him back up to speed.
I was fucking this hood rat with my boy Vinnie when I noticed his junk fell out. So I reached down and while placing it back into her gave him a Philly High Five.
by Clam Digger November 28, 2023
Get the Philly High Fivemug. 
Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
by Dastvan June 3, 2019
Get the Five Hundred Cricketsmug.