Old Dude

The guy you buy weed from. Not necessarily old, or a dude.

Hey babe, have you gone to see Old Dude yet? We're like, down to stems and seeds.

Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.

by Timothy Brentwood November 22, 2022

nigga dude

a very strong man who manages to always keep an absolutely TENACIOUS grip on @theyluvtwiz's meat

damn nigga dude is a great editor but tx3 and alex r jus betta

by Coco_urban August 6, 2023

dudes

A generalization of men, particularly ones that can get along very easily without any drama.

"Those dudes look pretty sharp." or "What's up dudes?" An example of two dudes would be girl friend's brother and her friend

by McGriffCrimeDog July 3, 2022

Pretty Big Dick, Dude

A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.

Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.

Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 September 18, 2023

Dude Bingeing

When you don't wanna say gangbang out loud.

I've done some dude bingeing lately, it's so good.

by arhanka July 31, 2020

dude with sign

A cool person (a.k.a. dude) that gives a strong voice to the suppressed feelings of the mass by holding up cardboard containing expressions and thoughts with a profoundly deep meaning that could not have been expressed better. A dude with sign is a man of focus, commitment and sheer f**king will.

Person 1: “Oh God, why are people so extra with these trends on Instagram? I hate it, but I can’t say anything coz everyone’s doing it…”

Person 2: “Thanksgiving is coming up and I just want to tell me aunt to shut the f**k up while I cook. How do I do that politely?”

Person 3: “How do you pronounce Pecan Pie?”

Dude with Sign: “Hold my beer.”

by Desi Tony Stark November 26, 2021

dudes in your cereal

literal, real life dudes swimming in your cereal.

“yo who’s swimming in my cereal?”
“I think there’s dudes in your cereal”

by doggy_047 October 3, 2025