Butt douche

A (only slightly less homophobic) derogatory word for someone who is stupid, to replace today's youth's habit of calling things that are stupid gay, which passive-aggressively implies that homosexuals are stupid.

Symbolic of how buttheads & ass hats have their heads up either their own asses or others', and they talk shit so their spit clenses the butt.

That dude at my school, he is all quietly passive-aggressive and hyper-sensitive like an old woman only without the smiling, and he spends too much time on his long hair that's always covering one eye. I tried asking him about what he was doing for our class assignment and he just swept his hair to the side and walked away. I've overheard the BS music he listens to on his iPod while the teacher's talking. He calls himself Scene, others call him Emo, but I just call him a butt douche.
Yeah, what a butt douche.

Bob, you're such a butt douche.

by whatwouldspockdo September 22, 2011

douche burglar

A collector of douche bags. One who dons a striped shirt and snatches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a
douche-burglar.

"Man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? Now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance."

by Money Love March 5, 2008

Douche Baggish

Pathetically arrogant.

That dude with the big truck (and the small penis)just cut me off and then gave ME the look. That was totally douche baggish.

by Thora October 19, 2006

Douche A Snack

The act of asking for a snack from a friend's house when you repeatedly eat food from their kitchen throughout the week. You feel like a total douche eating their food, but hey, you're freaking starving!

Guest- "Hey guys do you mind if I Douche A Snack?"

Home Dwellers- "Huugghh yeah sure..."

by Jenkins Mcdouche September 19, 2009

douche cock

1. An asshole.
2. Person that pops their collar.
3. Preppy private school kids.

You're such a douche cock.

by Gabe F November 11, 2006

Douche Canoe

Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!

Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.

by phenix_247 September 9, 2009

douche bag

A manipulative, selfish loser whose sole activities include insulting and injuring his/her friends. Girls, stay away from the male members of this species. Boys, prepare to be annoyed all the time. In general - these jerks are always right all the time and they always find a way to justify even (and espeially) the nastiest behavior possible.

Most bosses, male or female

by Justine May 18, 2004