(V.) A sexual act where a man ejaculates onto another mans balls then after its slightly dried, licks it off.
by MickJules August 27, 2009
some one who is extremley ugly or extremly gay or both.
originates from a mix of poof cake and waste man
originates from a mix of poof cake and waste man
by Blondie N19 March 27, 2007
Noun.
1. an undesirable situation; screwed; dicked over; fucked
Verb.
2. to be put into a bad situation by someone else; to be screwed over by someone
3. to put someone into a bad situation; to screw someone over
1. an undesirable situation; screwed; dicked over; fucked
Verb.
2. to be put into a bad situation by someone else; to be screwed over by someone
3. to put someone into a bad situation; to screw someone over
by jerkymonkey June 28, 2007
This is very simple people. Imagine a sauerbraten, but smelly and with the consistency of any of the following:
-Cheesecake
-Kit Kat bars
-a human finger
-etc (not too hard, not too soft)
Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis).
Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool).
This, my friends, is Rectum Cake
-Cheesecake
-Kit Kat bars
-a human finger
-etc (not too hard, not too soft)
Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis).
Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool).
This, my friends, is Rectum Cake
Jordan: 'Mitchell, what's that smell?'
Jesse: 'Yeah it stinks'
Nolan: 'Mitchell tell me you didn't just-'
Mitchell: 'Yep, I made Rectum Cake! Dig in!'
Nolan: Why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!
Michael the Happy Squirrel left the presence of Mitchell due to the spliffage of his Rectum Cake.
Jesse: 'Yeah it stinks'
Nolan: 'Mitchell tell me you didn't just-'
Mitchell: 'Yep, I made Rectum Cake! Dig in!'
Nolan: Why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!
Michael the Happy Squirrel left the presence of Mitchell due to the spliffage of his Rectum Cake.
by Big Tuna / Timmy the Flying Cat November 15, 2006
Hot cakes are not pancakes they are ass cheeks. Yep you heard it here boys and girls hot cakes are ass cheeks that most people don't have but think they do.
Black girl :omg I have a huge hot cakes right Claire?
Claire: uhhh no not at all Maddie I have hugh hot cakes.
Claire: uhhh no not at all Maddie I have hugh hot cakes.
by Vsco girls are ew August 30, 2019
(on the phone)Sally:Bobby you have to come get me i broke my leg snowboarding, im at the hospital
Bobby: k ill b right there
~bobby to sally: Hey, hows my cripple cake !?
Bobby: k ill b right there
~bobby to sally: Hey, hows my cripple cake !?
by aries:) March 31, 2009
by :)SexyBitch:) February 01, 2011