Mike

mikes love gay narwhals and pizza

mike: hey

by THE toru May 18, 2021

Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).

Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy

by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018

The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

Dirty mike

The owner of a big fat fucking head

See that kool person over there his a dirty mike dont fuck with his fat head

by Fatheadmike April 3, 2020

Seduce mike day

September 16 is the day where you should send a guy named mike the most seductive, sexy picture ;)

I just realized what today is, it’s September 16 Its seduce mike day

by Just the guy with the name September 16, 2021

do a Mike Tyson

If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.

In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.

How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!

by thommydabai August 1, 2021

Mike Ross

a slang term that is based on the main character of the same name from the legal drama Suits. To pull a Mike Ross means lying on your job application to get said job

Welp I had to pull a Mike Ross to get a job at store manager

by chanceplan314 October 21, 2024