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scram turtle

a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.

scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.

awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
Jordynn stop being a creep, you scram turtle
by j holee September 6, 2009
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turtle

moron: why r u coved in poop?
me: I turtled
by HandsomeDragon8 September 15, 2022
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Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.
"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."
by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024
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Turtle retreat

When a bitch is taking a literal shit and you ram your cock up her ass.
Damn dog you made that "turtle retreat"
by Turtle tickler October 8, 2016
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turtle riding

When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.
"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."
by Lol just me dude August 25, 2017
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Turtle Kaylin

A funny gaming youtuber who should be more popular
Have you seen Turtle Kaylin ‘s new tiktok?!
by hellohellokaylin September 14, 2021
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