Sam

The most sweet and caring boy I've ever met. He's funny, kind, and gentle. If you know a Sam like the one I know, you better keep them.

G: Who's Sam?

Me: My love.

by DeezNutsHAHAGotEm2921 November 20, 2021

Sam

Sam. A person who you just Cant live without. He truly Love all his friends and family with all his heart. Sam is someone who sticks Around, at ur worst and best Days. Sam is the absolute best boyfriend you Will ever find, with all his Love, you'll not need anything else IF you ever find yourself a Sam that loves you, you couldt ask for more.

I wish i'd find myself A Sam...

by Lov3} December 11, 2016

BIG SAM GLAZER

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and doesn’t allow sleepovers with mr T’s kids from Ramon. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 59 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.

“Brody boy”- BIG SAM GLAZER

by Jon freed August 19, 2023

Sam

Sam: To be the most incredible person in the world and to reign over of those smaller than he

Boy: WOW! That man is so Sam. It's like the Gods sent him from the heavens
Girl: ...

by Le Bunana February 12, 2017

Sam

Sam, usually referring to a man of iranian descent, is a dude that tends to have raunchy nuts. These nuts, however, tend to go to his head and implies the fortitude of his baby schlong. While he may claim that he has a huge hog, this couldn’t be further from the truth.

Have you seen Sam today?

No. He’s probably playing with his dingleberries again…

by chongleturd April 30, 2022

thanK You Sam

Thank you sam (stylized thanK You Sam) is a play coined by a swiftie on twitter on the popular Taylor Swift album track about her haters ‘thanK you aIMee’. It means KYS.

Annoying people: I’m not like other girls, I don’t listen to popular artists like Taylor Swift. I listen to super underground, underrated artists like Arctic Monkeys and The Strokes
Normal person: thanK You Sam

by AlienInPublic May 24, 2024

sam

he is an obnoxious human and is bad at everything he tries he needs to get fucked in the asshole and never see the light of day again. he has two younger brothers and they are both better than him.

sam is a dickhead.

by hello is it me August 25, 2020