making monkey

having sexual intercourse with a person of preferred sex

me: sorry i didn’t answer your call, i was making monkey

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

Monkey episodes

A contagious disease that hasn't been spread (yet) to anyone expect the first person who had ever been diagnosed with the disease(anerx). It is a disease where the victim will morph into a monkey and go insane and become extremely powerful only for a short period of time before they turn back to their original self. The episodes usually happen when the victim is provoked, usually angered. The disease is incredibly mysterious due to only one person having it (so far)

looks like anerx is having another one of his monkey episodes again.

by Lunna October 15, 2020

Gear Monkey

Airline or airplane co-pilot/first officer. Sits in the right seat.

Hi, I'm captain Ace Aviator and this is my Gear Monkey, Joe Blow.

by Hawkerdude July 8, 2012

tark monkey

1. a retarded dumb fuck.
2. and dumbass

gosh you are being such a tark monkey!

by LochNess94 June 18, 2013

Yes Monkey

A person who is expected to completely agree with those around them, however this is against their will. They are usually a person who tries to avoid conflict and to get away from the situation agrees so that they can leave. They are made to be a "Yes Monkey" be it for a group project, an organization, or by being out numbered.

They are an individual, but at the time might feel that its better to chose a different battle and move on.

Similar to a Yes Man.

John: I was made into a yes monkey by my group members, I don't like working with people I don't get along with.
___________

Katie:I am not a yes monkey, I'll say no when it counts, otherwise, let the stupid do what stupid will do. Their idea was not a good one.

by The Criminologist February 15, 2012

Backyard Monkey

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.

Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.

by Sacink December 27, 2011

squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.

meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"

by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011