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long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 11, 2019
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ling be long

A physically attractive Asian woman usually between the ages of 18-22 who will have sex with young black men,after sex she says "now its your turn" and she whips out her 12 inch dick and precedes to fuck the man,without his approval.
ling be long fucked me hard last night.
by ling ling 3464 May 7, 2018
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Long

That's Long. He's one bad-ass mf.
by WatsGoois November 21, 2023
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Cock. A. Long

A Cock. A. Long is a british french algerian undercover coppa/MI6 agent who finds their target so funny they cannot follow through with their assignment to arrest or assasinate.
Amelie Webb is a Cock. A. Long
by BONDY95 March 30, 2025
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Long

When it’s hairy and she chokes on it
by Bigcockydick April 15, 2019
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long spring roll

you are going to get this long spring roll tonight
by daddy bruno July 14, 2022
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National long hair people day

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5
by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021
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