Newton's 4th Law

Newton's 4th law states that the uglier you are, the less hoes you pull. It does not have anything to do about gravity, or force. It is simply the fact that the less attractive one is, the less hoes they pull

Man, Newton's 4th Law has been acting upon Jimmy latley. It must have to do with his new haircut.

by BusterBalls4469 March 9, 2022

best friend law

If this law is called between two people that have agreed they are best friends then the person that calls the law is in a family related, relationship related, love related, school-related, or social related situation. After this law has been called the the opposite person of the one that called the law must help the caller until he/she says the name "Tim McGraw".

I called the best friend law whenever I broke up with my girlfriend.

by George strait and Jones May 31, 2019

co-sister-in-law

Spouse's sibling's wife.

My co-sister-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

great-granddaughter-in-law

The wife of one's great-grandson.

My great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Good Law Man

Best exemplified by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, until they screwed him out of his pension!

Random Citizen: Roscoe was a good law man. That was, until they voted to not award him his pension.

by EagleAS October 28, 2018

Father-In-Law Callisto

A made up person ad thing for urban dictionary

Father-In-Law Callisto Yes

by Α January 24, 2022

half-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-brother or half-sister's husband.

My half-brother-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019